Julius: How many Commandments are there?
Julia: Ten, of course
Julius: What would happen if you,-er- well- you know- if you broke one of them?
Julia (encouraging): So, there’d be nine.
Poetry time for young lovers:
A romantic Jewish young Mr.
Had a girl and he often KR
But he asked her to wed,
and she solemnly said:
“I can never be more than your Sr.”
Both from Encyclopedia of Jewish Humor
From Biblical Times to the Modern Age
Compiled and edited by Henry D. Spalding