Humor Corner – January 2019



Julius: How many Commandments are there?

Julia: Ten, of course

Julius: What would happen if you,-er- well- you know- if you broke one of them?

Julia (encouraging): So, there’d be nine.

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Poetry time for young lovers:

A romantic Jewish young Mr.
Had a girl and he often KR
But he asked her to wed,
and she solemnly said:
“I can never be more than your Sr.”

Both from Encyclopedia of Jewish Humor
From Biblical Times to the Modern Age
Compiled and edited by Henry D. Spalding
2001