An old Jewish beggar was out on the street in NY City with his tin cup.
“Please sir,” he pleaded to a passerby, “could you spare seventy-three cents for a cup of coffee and some pie?”
The man asked, “Where do you get coffee and pie for seventy-three cents in New York? It costs at least $1.00?
The beggar replied, “So, who buys retail?”
Q: What’s a Jewish dilemma? A: Half-priced pork