Humor Corner – January 2020



Joey Bishop’s quip:
Back in 1942, I said, “Mama, I’m going into the Army.”

And she told me, “All right, but don’t come home late.”


A rabbi said to six-year old Bobby: “So your mother says your prayers for you each night. Very commendable. What does she say?”

And Bobby replied: “Thank God he’s in bed.”