Jewish Comedy. Seriously.
Jewish Humor. What is it? A joke? A story? A statement of a problem? An approach to solving a problem? How do YOU, reader, describe Jewish Humor?
Steve Allen referred to American comedy in 1981 as “a sort of Jewish cottage industry,” putting Jewish participation in the field approaching 80%.
Some, though by no means all, of the approaches advanced those efforts – arguments focusing on language, on sensibility, on history are hinted at above.
But Jewish comedy tends to resist any single explanation. So, at your next gathering, discuss Jewish Humor or is it Jewish comedy? Hmm.
“All comedy has humor, but not all humor is comedy.” https://www.almostanauthor.com/the-difference-between-comedy-humor/
Then, be sure to check back next month for more Jewish Comedy. Seriously.
Excerpted from the book Jewish Comedy by Jeremy Dauber
Mort visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "Doc, my dog has a problem."
"So, tell me about the dog and the problem." says the Doc.
"It's a Jewish dog. His name is Shel and he can talk," says Mort.
"He can talk?" the doubting doctor asks.
"Watch this!" Mort points to the dog and commands, "Shel, Fetch!"
Shel the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says,
"So why are you talking to me like that?
You always order me around like I'm nothing and you only call me when you want something, then you make me sleep on the floor, even with my arthritis.
Then you give me this fahkahkta food with all the salt and fat, and you tell me it's a special diet. It tastes like dreck! YOU should eat it yourself!
And do you ever take me for a decent walk? NO, it's out of the house, a short pish, and right back home.
Maybe if I could stretch out a little, the sciatica wouldn't kill me so much! I should roll over and play dead for real for all you care!"
Doc Saul is amazed, "This is remarkable! So, what's the problem here?”
Mort says, "He has a hearing problem! I said 'Fetch' not 'Kvetch."Read_more_...
In the tradition of legal arguments of the Talmud, one prominent type of Jewish humor involves clever, often legalistic, solutions to Talmudic problems, such as:
Q: Is one permitted to ride in an airplane on the Sabbath?
A: Yes, as long as your seat belt remains fastened. In this case it is considered that you are not riding, you are wearing the plane.
Aboard an El Al plane from Israel to America was a grandma taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft for a few minutes when the lady complained to the flight attendant that her ears were popping. The girl smiled and gave the older woman some chewing gum assuring her that many people experienced the same discomfort.
When the plane landed in NY, Grandma thanked the flight attendant. “This chewing gun worked fine,” she said, “but please tell me how I get it out of my ears?” (“Yes” we hear the guffaws and hisses…but this is a true story. Well, maybe not.)
Is Jewish comedy serious business? Well, isn’t it almost as massive in scope, as meaningful in substance as Jewish history itself? It’s a tradition with a history. The story of Jewish comedy - what Jewish humor did - and meant for the Jews at different times and places, as well as how, and why, it was so entertaining, is the story of American popular culture; the story of Jewish civilization; a guide to an essential aspect of human behavior. The fact it happens to be immensely entertaining to read, talk and teach about is a bonus.
…continued next month. From JEWISH COMEDY (A SERIOUS HISTORY) by Jeremy DauberRead_more_...
Arnold is very nervous as he goes up to his girlfriend's father and says, "Mr. Joseph, you know I've been dating your daughter, Esther, for over 9 months now. Well I'm happy to tell you that we've both fallen madly in love with each other and want to get married. I'm here to ask you kindly for your daughter's hand in marriage. What do you say?"
"What do I say?" beams the father. "This is what I say. Mazeltov, my boy! I've been waiting for this to happen for some time. Of course, you can marry Esther, but only on one condition."
"What condition is that?" asks Arnold, looking a bit worried.
"On condition that the hand you're asking for, replies the father, with a mischievous grin, "is the hand that is always in my pocket."Read_more_...
The sign in the theater box - office read: Service Men special today - 90 cents.
Anita Wonder went up to the window, laid down a five dollar bill and said, "I'll take two marines, two sailors and a paratrooper!"
(WW II humor - politically incorrect today?)
Senator Jacob Javits of New York was in England on one of those fact-finding junkets so beloved by Congress members.
A constituent happened to be in D.C., and decided to stop in to see his senator. After wandering around the cavernous Senate Office Building for awhile, he finally located the proper office and introduced himself.
"I'm sorry," said the secretary, "but Senator Javits has gone to the United Kingdom."
"Oh, my goodness!" exclaimed the visitor, clearly taken aback. "Is it too late to send flowers?"
Classic Jewish Humor in America
Henry D. Spalding|
An elderly man refuses to leave for the air raid shelter until he can find his dentures. His wife yells at him,
"What, you think they are dropping sandwiches?"
Q: Is one permitted to ride in an airplane on Sabbath?
A: Yes, as long as your seat belt remains fastened. In this case,
it is considered that you are not riding, you are wearing the plane.
Israelis view of themselves:
An Israeli, a Brit, a Russian, a Vietnamese man
and an American are sitting in a restaurant.
A reporter comes by and asks. "Excuse me, but can I get your opinion
on the recent grain shortage in the third world?"
The Brit asks: "What's 'shortage'?"
The Vietnamese asks: "What's 'grain'?"
The Russian asks: "What's an 'opinion'?"
the American asks: "What's the third world?"
The Israeli asks: "What's 'excuse me'?"
...and you ask?Read_more_...