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Congregation Beth HaTephila

An Engaging, Inclusive, Reform Congregation in the Blue Ridge Mountains

Humor Corner - August 2021

Let’s pick up with Tony, our “star” from last month.              

Toni’s boss asked him what he did with all the money he had earned. Tony replied, “I spent quite a bit of time on women, drink and gambling, and the rest I spent foolishly.”

Tony once went to language school. This is a copy of his invoice from Berlitz:
French             $300
German           $250
Scotch             $900

Not many know Tony has written his memoirs. They were purchased by Parker Bros and will soon be released as a game.

Here’s another secret Tony does not want anyone to know. He will have an entry in WHO’S THROUGH 2022

Yep. Tony is through.


Two beggars are sitting on the pavement in Dublin. One, holding a large Cross and the other a
large Star of David. Both hold hats to collect contributions. As people walk by, they lift their
hats to collect contributions. As people walk by, they shake their head at the guy holding the
Star of David and drop money in the other guy’s hat.

Soon one hat is nearly full. The other empty. A priest watches and approaches the men. He turns to the guy with the Star of David and says, “Don’t you realize this is a Christian country? You’ll never get any contribution in the country holding a Star of David.”

The guy holding the Star of David then turns to the guy holding the Cross and says, “Hymie,
look who is trying to teach us marketing.”

…and “well, we know it isn’t Tony either.” 

Fri, December 8 2023 25 Kislev 5784